Emo Frogs

A tadpole is shaped like a tear

Sometimes, a ribbit is the sound of the universe crying. These four 2-1/4" tall, soft vinyl frogs understand that in a way you never will. Emo is short for “emotional,” and it stands for a musical genre and lifestyle. With their black clothes and colorful hair, these frogs are done pretending the pond is fine. It’s not fine. Nothing is fine. Oh, and it’s not a phase, mom! There’s really nothing left to do except journal, despair, and eat a bug.